officialhydra:

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

Staff yes

(Source: captainmarvels, via davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey)

misspsychotic:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

Joe.

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

(Source: lejazzhot, via youre-good-im-crowley)

hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

(Source: scalemail, via lordofthejohnlock)

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

(via jesse-and-his-candy-shop)

phemiec:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

#do no harm but take no shit

(Source: tylerbooreeze, via the-king-of-the-crossroads)

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

(via crowley-king-of-ass)

onceuponaflameofhope:

saints-and-madmen:

WARNING: DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH EMMA SWAN OR 

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YOU

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WILL

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DIE

“Well, you should know by now the one thing I excel at is surviving”

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(Source: the--eyrie, via crowley-king-of-ass)

coffeedepablo:

Girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve

(via crowley-king-of-ass)

felliciaday:

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